Also, my coworkers can all go collectively fuck themselves.
World’s Unsexiest Orgy.
May 25, 2012
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San Francisco Giants’ shortstop Johnnie LeMaster, taking his poor 1979 season in stride.
May 25, 2012
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(via laughspin)
May 25, 2012
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Redhead of the Day: Rachel Nichols.
No, she’s not a natural redhead, but she did play Scarlett in G.i. Joe, who is a natural redhead (you can tell by her codename), but who isn’t a real person.
Happy Memorial Day.
Sometimes I envy bipolar people. They can at least experience the upside. They can sometimes be horribly annoying, but at least they seem to enjoy themselves every now and then.
And then you call in sick to work, scrounge around for loose change in your apartment, walk to Safeway despite their recent sexual harassment history and cash out $95 on the CoinStar machine and instead of your pot dealer working the bar it’s just the hot ex-stripper because your pot dealer was at your friend’s impromptu wedding and your friend’s all happy and married to a hot chick meanwhile you spend $30 on booze and don’t have any weed.
That was my day.
May 24, 2012
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So, the downside of being 38 and going to bed at 4 am is that there is no way you are waking up in time to go to work unless you plan ahead and set your alarm.
So I called in sick. I needed to because I need to scrounge up all the change in my apartment and take it to either the CoinStar at Mollie Stone’s on California or the CoinStar at the Safeway on Geary.
May 24, 2012
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At 3:48 a.m. on Thursday, May 24, 2012, I can personally confirm that the ending to Mass Effect 3 is an abomination.
May 23, 2012
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Bloom County, 1987.
May 23, 2012
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Bonus Redhead of the Day Photo of Redhead of the Day Laura Schuller.
(Sorry for the watermark.)
May 23, 2012
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Redhead of the Day: Laura Schuller.
This is pretty much everything I need and want at this, or any other, moment in my life.
May 23, 2012
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Annual Incomes of Dead Celebrities
In which I am reminded that long-dead people are considered much more successful than I am.
May 23, 2012
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