April 19, 2013

(Source: Spotify)

February 4, 2013
October 17, 2012   1 note

Youtube is not the place to go if you are suicidal.

August 6, 2012

Anonymous said: u like moshe kasher?

I dunno.  I used to until he hurt my tender feelings.

August 5, 2012

Jesus I need it to get better.

August 5, 2012   1 note

This is amazing and I can not stop listening to it.

The Dark Knight Rises: Bane’s Speech done by Mark Hamill’s Joker (Impression) (by Pgirts)

August 5, 2012

Why can’t life end in a guilt-free manner?  It’s the least that’s owed to us.

August 5, 2012   1 note

Also, in light of recent events, it’s important to keep something in mind: Mocking a religion is still bigotry.

If you think it’s funny that Mormons wear “magic underwear,” great, ha-ha, you’re an asshole.

Sikhs wear “magic underwear,” too.  

And in both cases, every single goddamn Mormon or Sikh I’ve ever met has been an oustanding individual, as far as I could tell.  Can’t say the same for any fucktard I ever met in San Francisco.

August 5, 2012

Awesome, now I’m in the mode where I’d be thinking about killing myself if I hadn’t already tried to kill myself years ago, all because of Twitter + Moshe Kasher.  

I tell you, Twitter is the Devil.

I hate everything because I’m no good at none of it. 

August 5, 2012

Moshe Kasher just made me sad, which is kind of funny.  

August 5, 2012

Jesus god, I am way too insecure for Tumblr.  Time to hold myself in a ball.  

July 25, 2012   2 notes
So, someone as awesome and intelligent as Sally Ride: If she had written some kind of sex manual (There’s probably a pun or two you could easily form with “Sally Ride.”  Like “Face Ride,” or something), how could you not pick it up?  Here is one of the world’s most smartest and fantastic people giving you their opinions on sex: It’d be worth $24.95 and a look, right?  
Totes.

So, someone as awesome and intelligent as Sally Ride: If she had written some kind of sex manual (There’s probably a pun or two you could easily form with “Sally Ride.”  Like “Face Ride,” or something), how could you not pick it up?  Here is one of the world’s most smartest and fantastic people giving you their opinions on sex: It’d be worth $24.95 and a look, right?  

Totes.

July 24, 2012   8,260 notes

ot63:

junyi—:

truer words have never been spoken, people.

(Source: woodsward)

July 24, 2012   1 note

I don’t even know what to do here anymore.  I wasted invested so much time on redhead of the days and Bloom County and extraordinarily researched drunken rants about how much I suck that I don’t want to give it up.  But my gosh-darned work has blocked it, which is where I get 90% of my Tumblin’ done.

"Life’s a bitch, then you die." — something my mom would tell me a lot in my teenage years.

July 23, 2012

I am drunk and like my friends and I cannot reconcile that with how much I hate myself.  C’est la vie.