Mr. Halfway

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Fri, 19 Apr 2013 18:43:23 -0400

I have a new Tumblr

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 17:07:11 -0500

Things are going better at work as far as internet access goes, so I decided to start a new Tumblr rather than re-starting here. Anyhow, Mr. Halfway, signing off.

Youtube is not the place to go if you are suicidal.

Wed, 17 Oct 2012 02:05:59 -0400

Youtube is not the place to go if you are suicidal.

u like moshe kasher?

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 23:47:18 -0400

I dunno. I used to until he hurt my tender feelings.

Jesus I need it to get better.

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 21:48:42 -0400

Jesus I need it to get better.

This is amazing and I can not stop listening to it. The Dark...

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 21:43:22 -0400

This is amazing and I can not stop listening to it.

The Dark Knight Rises: Bane’s Speech done by Mark Hamill’s Joker (Impression) (by Pgirts)

Why can’t life end in a guilt-free manner? It’s the least that’s owed to us.

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 21:35:20 -0400

Why can’t life end in a guilt-free manner? It’s the least that’s owed to us.

Also, in light of recent events, it’s important to keep something in mind: Mocking a religion...

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:54:33 -0400

Also, in light of recent events, it’s important to keep something in mind: Mocking a religion is still bigotry.

If you think it’s funny that Mormons wear “magic underwear,” great, ha-ha, you’re an asshole.

Sikhs wear “magic underwear,” too.

And in both cases, every single goddamn Mormon or Sikh I’ve ever met has been an oustanding individual, as far as I could tell. Can’t say the same for any fucktard I ever met in San Francisco.

Awesome, now I’m in the mode where I’d be thinking about killing myself if I...

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:51:51 -0400

Awesome, now I’m in the mode where I’d be thinking about killing myself if I hadn’t already tried to kill myself years ago, all because of Twitter + Moshe Kasher.

I tell you, Twitter is the Devil.

I hate everything because I’m no good at none of it.

Moshe Kasher just made me sad, which is kind of funny.

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:49:22 -0400

Moshe Kasher just made me sad, which is kind of funny.

Jesus god, I am way too insecure for Tumblr. Time to hold myself in a ball.

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 20:48:01 -0400

Jesus god, I am way too insecure for Tumblr. Time to hold myself in a ball.

So, someone as awesome and intelligent as Sally Ride: If she had...

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 01:58:21 -0400

So, someone as awesome and intelligent as Sally Ride: If she had written some kind of sex manual (There’s probably a pun or two you could easily form with “Sally Ride.” Like “Face Ride,” or something), how could you not pick it up? Here is one of the world’s most smartest and fantastic people giving you their opinions on sex: It’d be worth $24.95 and a look, right?

Totes.

ot63: junyi—: truer words have never been spoken, people.

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 11:20:39 -0400

ot63:

junyi—:

truer words have never been spoken, people.

I don’t even know what to do here anymore. I wasted invested so much time on redhead of the...

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 01:49:43 -0400

I don’t even know what to do here anymore. I wasted invested so much time on redhead of the days and Bloom County and extraordinarily researched drunken rants about how much I suck that I don’t want to give it up. But my gosh-darned work has blocked it, which is where I get 90% of my Tumblin’ done.

“Life’s a bitch, then you die.” — something my mom would tell me a lot in my teenage years.

I am drunk and like my friends and I cannot reconcile that with how much I hate myself. C’est...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 23:15:33 -0400

I am drunk and like my friends and I cannot reconcile that with how much I hate myself. C’est la vie.

My hot coworker shared a story on Facebook about the number of laws introduced last year that...

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 20:06:46 -0400

My hot coworker shared a story on Facebook about the number of laws introduced last year that targeted
reproductive rights. I have so far resisted the urge to comment, “I’ll take good care of your vagina.”

I think I’m what would have happened if Homer Simpson lost Marge to Artie Ziff.

Mon, 23 Jul 2012 03:20:09 -0400

I think I’m what would have happened if Homer Simpson lost Marge to Artie Ziff.

"Alfie: You usually bring pot on planes? Charlie Laine: Oh yeah. You just cooter it. You wrap it in..."

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 23:04:21 -0400

“

Alfie: You usually bring pot on planes?

Charlie Laine: Oh yeah. You just cooter it. You wrap it in plastic wrap, then a plastic baggy. You put two condoms on it then shove it up your nana, and you’re good to go—-fresh as pie. During my entire Penthouse club tour when I was the pet of the month, I cootered weed.

”

- ~~Porn star~~ Adult film actress Charlie Laine on how she transports weed when she flies.

I really had no idea.

I know a guy who has a Master’s in Robotics and an M.B.A....

Sun, 22 Jul 2012 01:06:55 -0400

I know a guy who has a Master’s in Robotics and an M.B.A.

I’m afraid if I tell him of my great idea, he’d steal it for himself and go off and become a bazillionaire.

Not that it’d matter: I’d still buy one.

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Sun, 22 Jul 2012 00:48:07 -0400